What Was I Thinkin'? © Joe Muldoon
I saw fifteen deputy sheriffs
at the county fair havin’ lunch.
Just to see what might could happen I walked up and threw a punch.
Now that was a great idea, though I ended up black and blue,
But what was I thinkin’ when I walked away from you?
Last Saturday night I had ten tall beers and I grabbed a pack to go.
Hopped on the bike and hit Dead Man’s Curve doin’ ninety-five
or so.
A very carefully planned event, though I barely did make it through,
But what was I thinkin’ when I walked away from you?
Chorus:
What was I thinkin’? What was goin’ through my mind
I’m normally such a carefully plannin’ level-headed kind of
a guy.
When I drank up momma’s savings, I was not the least confused,
But what was I thinkin’ when I walked away from you?
I stopped in a Green Bay biker bar, all Harleys and pickup trucks.
Just to get a little conversation I jumped up and yelled “Packers
suck!”
That’s a clever way of meetin’ like Dale Carnegie do,
But what was I thinkin’ when I walked away from you?
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